1. Tonight, I'm cooking dinner. After a while, my husband came back, and I happily said, "Husband, you're back!" My husband took off his shoes and said, "Wife, I smell the fragrance from afar, it's so fragrant, I'm hungry." I smiled and said, "Husband, what's the fragrance!" The vinegar is gone, go to the old Wang's house next door to borrow some. My husband said a little impatiently: "Every time I go home, you either run out of salt, or soy sauce is gone, and I don't know if I'm on a business trip for a month, how do you live alone?" ”
2. In my sophomore year this year, we live in the dormitory with 6 people. Yesterday morning, a few of us went to class. I went back to the dormitory to get something because I had something to do for a while. Back in the dorm, I saw one of my roommates burning toilet paper in the bathroom. I asked him curiously, "Qiangzi, what are you burning toilet paper for early in the morning?" He turned his head to look at me and replied with something that I still remember to this day: "The state will not allow burials, but cremation." [laughs] [laughs] [laughs]
3. In my sophomore year this year, I had a good relationship with a girl during college, we often went out to eat and walk, and every time I sent her back to the dormitory, she would always hug me when she was about to go upstairs. Because after graduation, both of us will definitely be in a different place, so neither of us has confessed our hearts. In the first year after graduation, we had a college reunion. After the dinner, before leaving, we hugged each other again, and I said, "After working for a year, you haven't changed at all, and you are still so beautiful!" She smiled evilly and said, "You're very different, now you won't poke me again!" "[Covering face] [Covering face] [Covering face]
4. I have always loved durian and have always thought that durian is a delicacy in the world, but my family has scoffed at it and disliked it. Once, I bought a box of durians at the supermarket, thinking that my family was strongly opposed to me eating durian at home, so I sat on the steps of the corridor and ate it slowly. After a while, suddenly, the neighbor happened to open the door and came out to throw out the garbage, but he didn't see anyone, but he smelled it, and then he shouted loudly: "Which one is pooping in the corridor with a thousand knives!!" "[Covering face] [Covering face] [Covering face]
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