1. My girlfriend and I and my husband are very familiar with each other, I don't know how to cook, and my girlfriend can't cook, but my husband cooks all kinds of delicious food. No, today my girlfriend came to my house to play, and my husband asked me to go downstairs to the supermarket to buy something and come back, and then cook us something delicious. I estimated the time myself, and it took about seven or eight minutes to make a round trip from my house to the supermarket downstairs, so in such a short time, I don't think the two of them would make any moves. So, I went with peace of mind. [Laughs]
2. When I came home from work today, I found that my door could not be opened. I immediately called my best friend and whispered, "Xiaoni, come over quickly, something is wrong!" The girlfriend hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? I whispered: "I just came home, and then my door can't be opened, I called my husband, he actually told me that the door may be broken, let me go to the door of the community and wait for him to come back, I suspect that he is in the house, playing tricks with me!" The girlfriend said calmly: "That should be a routine, don't be fooled, I'll rush over, you go to the gate of the community and wait for me immediately!" I immediately said, "Okay! "It's better to be a girlfriend, and you can be on call for anything.
3. After coming home from work this afternoon, I was arguing with my wife because of a little thing. Suddenly my father-in-law came to my house, the three of us looked at each other, the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, I didn't know how to speak, my wife's mobile phone suddenly rang, my mother-in-law called, my wife she directly pressed the speakerphone, mother-in-law said: "Kotoko, did your father go to your house?" I just had a fight with him, and the old guy didn't win the quarrel and ran away from home! "Oops, the three of us are even more embarrassed now! [Petrochemical]
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