Haha, when it comes to the topic of what is the safest thing to put in the car, I really have a funny and helpless experience. That day, I got together with a few buddies and talked about all kinds of weird self-defense tricks, and it really happened to me that made people laugh.
The party was at an old friend's house, and everyone was very happy to drink, and the conversation became more and more open. Somehow, I talked about some recent unsafe incidents in society, and then I started to discuss the topic of what is the safest thing to put in the car for self-defense. Some people say baseball bats, some say chili pepper water, and others say put a large pair of scissors. We were chatting hotly, and suddenly, a buddy, let's call him Lao Zhang, he mysteriously took out a small box from his pocket and said: "You can't say anything, look at me, absolutely invincible!" ”
When we saw it, we were all stunned. What is that? It's small, it's black, and it looks pretty heavy. Lao Zhang said proudly: "This is pouting and dipping in sauce, urned flour, self-defense artifact!" When we heard this, we almost knocked the table off with laughter. Pouting and dipping in miso? Flour in an urn? What the hell is this?
As soon as Lao Zhang saw that we didn't believe us, he began to explain to us. He said that this "pouting and dipping in sauce" is actually a joke, which means that this thing looks inconspicuous, but it is very useful to use. As for the "urn of flour", it is because he put this thing in a small box that looks like an urn, but in fact it contains flour, which is used to confuse the enemy. He said that if there is really any danger, he will sprinkle a handful of flour out, and when the other party can't see clearly, he will use this "pout" to give the other party a surprise attack.
When we heard this, we laughed even more. This guy is so talented, and he can come up with this kind of self-defense trick. However, although we think this trick is a bit funny, we also think that in fact, the most important thing for self-defense is to have a sense of safety, and the most important thing is not to put yourself in danger.
After the meeting, we went home. I was driving the car, still thinking about Lao Zhang's "self-defense artifact", and I couldn't help laughing. At this moment, I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a car behind me, and the speed was quite fast, and it kept following me closely. My heart tightened, and I thought: This can't be some kind of trouble, right?
I quickly picked up speed and tried to get rid of the car behind me. But the car also picked up speed and kept following me. I started to panic a little and thought: What can I do? Do you really want to use Lao Zhang's "self-defense artifact"?
At this moment, I suddenly remembered Lao Zhang's words: "The most important thing for self-defense is to have a sense of safety." So, I quickly calmed down and began to figure out how to deal with it. I thought about it and decided to see if I could communicate with the other party first. I opened the window and yelled at the car behind me, "Dude, what's the matter?" Why do you keep following me? ”
The car behind seemed stunned for a moment, and then slowed down. I took the opportunity to speed up and finally got rid of the car behind me. I was glad in my heart, thinking: Fortunately, I didn't use Lao Zhang's "self-defense artifact", otherwise it would really be a big joke.
When I got home, I told my wife about it. When she heard this, she couldn't stop laughing. She said, "You men, that's funny. However, it is important to pay attention to safety in the future and not put yourself in danger. I nodded again and again, thinking: yes, the most important thing for self-defense is to have a sense of safety. In the future, you should still be more careful when driving, so as not to get yourself into any trouble.
As for Lao Zhang's "self-defense artifact", I often used it as a joke when we got together. Every time I talk about it, everyone laughs back and forth. Lao Zhang was also very happy, he said: "Look, my self-defense trick is still quite useful, right?" At least it can make you laugh so much! "Haha, this old Zhang, what a living treasure!
Speaking of which, this story takes place at the house of an old friend who we often go to partying. The neighborhood is very nice, with trees and a small garden. We used to meet there, chat, play cards and stuff. I drove home from that neighborhood after the party that day. I didn't expect to encounter such a thing on the road that made people cry and laugh.
In fact, life is full of unknowns and surprises. Sometimes we have some headaches, but as long as we stay calm and safe-minded, we can deal with them well. It's like that time when I had a car following me all the time, as long as I stayed calm and figured out how to deal with it. As for Lao Zhang's "self-defense artifact", although it is a bit funny, it also reminds us to always be vigilant and aware of safety.
So, I think what to put in the car for self-defense is the safest question, and the most important thing is to have safety awareness. The most important thing is not to put yourself in danger. As for those strange self-defense tricks, let's talk about them as after-dinner jokes! Ha ha!