In the long history of the mainland, there have been countless people who can speak well, and many of them have given "god replies" when faced with questions with ulterior motives of others, which has attracted applause from the onlookers and the people who ask questions are speechless. So, what are the "god replies" in the history of the mainland?
If we want to say "God replies", it is certainly indispensable to the Spring and Autumn Period, when Yan Zi, the Grand Master of the State of Qi, sent out to the Chu Kingdom to make a lotus flower. Yan Zi was short in stature, so the Chu people led him to the dog hole outside the city and let him enter, saying: "Let the dog country enter through the dog door, and the present minister makes Chu, and it is not appropriate to enter from this door." "The people who sent the dog country entered through the dog hole, and I sent the chu country, and should not enter from here."
Seeing the King of Chu, the King of Chu asked him, Is there no one in the State of Qi, and why send people like you on an envoy? He replied, "Each has his own master: his wise men make the wise lords, and those who do not make them unworthy of the lords." Babies are the most unworthy, so it is advisable to make Chu Yi! "The State of Qi sent envoys, and the able envoys sent envoys to the able monarchs, and I was the most useless in my infant Yan, so I came to the Kingdom of Chu." Although this trick was self-blackening, the ridicule of the King of Chu was even heavier.
During the feast, the King of Chu sent someone to escort a prisoner through the door, and then deliberately asked who it was. The escorting official replied that it was a Qi person who had been arrested for theft. So the King of Chu asked YanZi, "Are the Qi people good at stealing?" Yan Zi replied: "Baby smells, oranges born in Huainan are oranges, born in Huaibei are citrus, and the leaves are similar, but in fact, the taste is different." So what? Soil and water are also different. Now the people's livelihood is longer than Qi and does not steal, and when you enter Chu, you steal, and if you have no Water and Soil, the people will be good at stealing? ”
Oranges born in Huainan are good fruits, and when they are born in Huaibei, they are sour and unpalatable, but the leaves are similar and the taste is completely different. This prisoner did not steal when he grew up in the Country of Qi, but stole things when he arrived in the State of Chu, could it be because the water and soil of the State of Chu infected the people with the vice of stealing?
This series of "divine replies" made the arrogant King of Chu finally sigh and smile: "The saint is not with Xiye, and the widow takes the disease." That is to say, the saint cannot joke with him, and the widow is bored with himself.
Kong Rong was intelligent since he was a child, and he made the allusion to the pear widely known, in fact, when he was a child, there was such a thing: when he was ten years old, he followed his father to Luoyang. At that time, Li Bing, who was serving as a lieutenant colonel, was very famous, and everyone wanted to make friends, but only high-ranking and wise people or his relatives could visit the palace.
Kong Rong went to his door and said to the janitor, "I am the Prince of Li Province." Li Bing summoned him in and asked, "What is the relationship between the king and the servant?" Kong Rong replied, "The former Emperor Jun Zhongni and the Jun Ancestor Boyang have the honor of a teacher, and they are servants and Jun Yishi for the sake of good. "My ancestor Confucius once worshipped your ancestor Lao Tzu as a teacher, so we have a good relationship for generations. Li Bing and his guests were surprised.
Soon, Taizhong Doctor Chen Yun also came as a guest, and people told him Kong Rong's words, and he was very dissatisfied, saying: "It's an hour, and it may not be good." "When I was young, I was smart, but I didn't have to grow up. Kong Rong immediately replied, "If you want to be a jun, you will be done." "When you were a kid, you must have been very smart, right?" It seems to be praising him for being smart, but in fact it is a satire that he is not very good now.
Also leaving a "god reply" in the history books are liu bei's two advisers, Jian Yong and Yi Yuan. One year after Liu Bei entered Shu, because the drought caused the grain to be precious, he ordered that winemaking be banned, and a family with winemaking utensils was sentenced to the same punishment as the winemaker. Jian Yong and Liu Bei went to the street together, and when they saw a man and a woman walking on the street, they said to Liu Bei: "If another person wants to commit adultery, why not tie him up?" "These two people have to do something scrupulous, why don't you hurry up and catch them?"
Liu Bei was very confused and asked him how he knew, and he replied: "He has his own tools, and he is the same as the one who wants to brew." "They have tools, just like the family that was arrested for having utensils. Liu Bei knew that he was defending the family, so he exonerated himself from the original conviction.
Also after Liu Bei entered Shu, Yi was sent as an envoy to Eastern Wu. After Entering the Great Hall, Yi Yuan gave Sun Quan a salute first, and Sun Quan asked him, "What is the prince who has no way to work?" "It's hard to serve the Noble Prince, isn't it?" He replied: "One prayer together is not enough." "Just a little bit of etiquette, nothing hard. He sneered at Sun Quan as the prince of no way, and fought back.
There are many, many sharp-toothed figures in history, and I will give just a few examples here. It is their iron teeth and copper teeth that make the charm of the Chinese character language more prominent, and because of the existence of these people, the history books have added a lot of humor and humor.