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Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

Hello, I'm Yuko.

Early this morning, our family left Guangzhou happily.

All the way north.

After some online classes some time ago

At this time, I am looking forward to it

play!!

But playing is easy

It's hard to play.

To avoid two siblings arguing

We deliberately let them sit separately in the car.

Lest the brother owe the hand to beat the younger sister

Or the sister suddenly pinched the brother....

Yes, they are both individuals

One like hydrogen

One like oxygen

Mix together

A little careless

It could be a big bang!

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

I am particularly envious of the quiet brothers and sisters of others

But envy does not come.

Because of my family's pair of living treasures

It's so hilarious!

Their conversation could look like this:

"Hahaha, sister is so stupid!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"My sister is stupid!"

"I'm not stupid!!"

"You fool!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"You're just stupid!"

"I'm not stupid!!! You're a big idiot! ”

"I'm not, you are!"

"I'm not, you are!"

……

And so on until one person gets out of control (usually the sister)

In the middle of a "whoa-wah-wah-wah-wah" red sea

I have survived as a human being for more than thirty years

For the first time, I felt that human language was so empty, silly, and meaningless.

Sometimes, the conversation between them goes something like this:

"Brother, there's a cow there!"

"Oh, a cow."

"A cow, how interesting!"

"Oh, little BB will find it interesting."

"I'm not a little BB!"

"You are!"

"I'm not!"

"You are!"

……

As I watched, a meaningful conversation had just begun

He quickly fell into the abyss of the void.

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

So, to avoid this meaningless noise.

We carefully took them apart and sat down.

Take it apart and sit it, and sure enough, the effect is remarkable!

They reduced the area of physical contact

The communication of hearts and minds has also been directly reduced.

One of the two played with a phone watch

Watch novels published by classmates in open spaces.

The other was also playing with phone watches

Listen to himalayan audio stories.

oh

How nice.

The furthest distance for human pups is not to sit on either side of the same car

Instead, they each own an electronic product.

Stop all the way.

But when you reach your destination

Hydrogen and oxygen mix rapidly

Burst out a different firework!

Sister took the lead in commanding:

"Brother, let's play!"

Brother lightspeed response:

"Good!"

Their eyes turned to me:

"Mom, you and we're here to play cat and mouse!"

Nani?!

Did something wrong for the mother

I want to play such a childish game with them!

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

My heart is resistant.

"Well, what's that, I'm tired and in the car for so long."

"No! You're not tired, Daddy is driving, you're not driving! ”

My brother instantly denied me, and my sister also helped:

"Yes, Mom is not tired, Mom plays with us!"

"Can't you play by yourself?"

"No! We lack a cat that catches mice, and Mom is a cat! ”

I......

Being one of the most hypocritical places for adults

It's a game that obviously hates children

But he still persuaded himself to say:

Companionship is the best love.

Go ahead and accompany them.

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

So, the cat and mouse began.

They were mice, I was cats.

Rats change the rules anytime, anywhere.

Let the cats not catch them.

What about cats?

Run faster than monkeys.

Tired as a dog.

In the end, not even a mouse could be caught.

OMG

Obviously, the torture of online classes has just ended

Why is there a "cat and mouse" trial?

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

How steel is made, I can't remember.

But how the old mother was made

At this moment, I know perfectly.

accompany.

accompany.

accompany.

That's it, hundreds of steel.

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

When it was time to eat, the crazy rats finally stopped.

Teammates who had slept enough in the afternoon also appeared.

Teammates laugh and giggle:

"Babes, do you know what day it is?"

"Dad, what day?"

"Today is Not Kid Day!"

Teammates have a loving face.

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

In an instant, the eyes of the two rats lit up!

Whoops, don't hit Kids Day!

"Is that the day when children are not allowed?"

Sister asked.

"Yes!"

Teammates nodded.

Suddenly, the brother blurted out:

"Great! Let's go beat Mom! ”

"Good!"

Echoes.

They turned to me.

There was a blazing fire in his eyes

"Are you two mistaken?"

I was shocked.

"Today is not a child day, not a child's day!"

Oh well.

They suddenly realized.

It turns out that you can't beat adults today.

My brother smiled apologetically at me:

"I'm sorry, Mom!"

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

Turning around, they both roared away again.

Still so crazy.

I can't chase it anymore.

Dragging my heavy steps.

Whew.

Two children, how tired!

But the good thing is that you never, never lack of excitement.

People like me who are afraid of loneliness

It must be because I am too afraid of loneliness

I can't help but have two such crazy "rats".

They are so naïve and naïve

Look at it from a distance

It's like two steam locomotives

There was a thick silly smell in the chimney...

But tired and crying bitterly

In the end, they were amused by them!

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

Life is never perfect

But inexplicably

I still feel so satisfied, so satisfied.

Maybe it's what Liang Bo sang:

The stars and the moon shine together

Dispels loneliness and loneliness

Sprinkle every second into the darkness

It will also shine on you

Tired people no longer run

I saw you laughing happily again

As if something is something

I don't know.

What does the old mother want to know?

Know the moment

Laughing

No, it's not good!

Second child daily life: all the way to laughter, all the way to the rip-off

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