#长文创作激励计划#
The town is not very big, more than 500 smoke stoves, the population is less than 3,000, an east and west stone street, a few alleys in the north and south, from the Nanshan to look like a fox curled up without a tail, therefore, the county people are also called "fox town". Muddy water county is a mountainous and watery county, the general geographical pattern is "South Mountain, North Slope, Middle River", the north slope of the South Mountain, the north slope of the ditch and the fork of the mountain and sand and mud along the way like a snake zigzag down, the middle of the river has formed an east-west direction of the muddy water river, this is the origin of the name of the county.
"Fox Town" is small but has a long history. The county chronicle said that he was the former site of Muddy Water County in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and later, because of the flood, he had to move east to Chang'an Town, where the county government is now located. Although the scenery of "Fox Town" is not there, it is still the important place of the county, and the county seat is in the south of the muddy water, one east and one west, and the remote correspondence is harmonious, and the only official road in the east and west of the county is jointly guarded, and the county people's image jokes say: "When the official rides the dragon's head, drags the dragon's tail for the people, no matter what, drink the muddy river water."
With the chaotic and noisy "Boom" startling donkey roar, "Foxy" wild dog barking, and chicken Naruto scolding, the electric donkey roared madly into the stone street......
"Fuck you, how can you get a ball to kill? Hurry to report the funeral or reincarnate? Tian Huoya "sizzled", lifted the oily cotton curtain, leaned over and looked at it......
"What are you seeing? Old turtle, are there any fish today? Sanban oil roared.
"Ahhh The three major oils, as soon as you come, the chickens fly and the dogs jump, and the whole circle is restless! This meal is good, where is there fish? Fish bones also make cats chatter! There are only three of them, and let the substation station station manager eat them? I'm talking, I don't know if your three major oils are coming, damn it! Tian Huoya twitched the furrows and ravines on his face, grinning with two missing front front teeth, and "sizzled" breathlessly, and hurriedly met the fire out.
The thunderous "boom" sound stopped abruptly, and with a "snap" sound, the three plates of oil stabilized the electric donkey, jumped a few steps, grabbed the chopping axe in the corner of the wall, turned around and roared fiercely: "Dog ball day, a group of gangs bullied the master, and cut off the hemp legs of your gang's turtles", and then danced and pounced......
"Don't dare to kill the hand, the black-flowered four-eyed dog is the boss of the solution, look at the real chopping and cutting off the leg, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog!" , Tian Huoya slumped in his voice.
Four or five dogs were "foxy", and their tails were scattered in all directions......
"Dog ball day, as soon as the official road doesn't enter the town, you will pounce and bite it! The more Lao Tzu's heart is provoked, the more panicked Lao Tzu twists the throttle to the end, Lao Tzu is not afraid of the ground, he is not afraid of this group of dogs, this gang of dogs, the fierce Lao Tzu all the way", Sanbanyou grabbed the axe, and scolded angrily and sweatingly: "Rotten eyes dog, come back and bite back, peel and chop the pot that day"
The black-flowered, four-eyed dog poked its head out of a hole not far away, stretched its neck, bared its teeth and barked wildly......
A dog barked, a hundred dogs barked, and the dogs in the whole town were bitten violently, echoing each other from afar, one after another, and the whole fox town was fired.
"Sanzi, don't complain about us dogs biting you, you look at you, your hair is prickly, your face is gray, just like Yaksha, the dogs think the ghost is coming, haha! Coupled with the electric donkey roaring blindly under your crotch, who will you bite if you don't bite? The big boss of the haggis restaurant across the street poked in front of the store and giggled, and then, with a glance at his face, he yelled at the black-flowered four-eyed dog: "Hanako, what are you biting?" If you don't have the strength to see, go back."
"Can this beg me? The dignified fox town Tongguan Road is full of more than half a mile, all his mother potholes and sand roads, driving a motorcycle with a body of dirt, sitting on the motorcycle's buttocks", Sanban oil threw the axe, then danced with both hands, twisted the waist and raised the buttocks, and suddenly people were like clouds and mist, wrapped in a cloud of yellow dust demon atmosphere.
I don't know when I jumped past a few runny little babies, chattering around the electric donkey......
"Don't slap wow, it's foggy, go into the house to wash, go into the house to wash, I'll boil the water", Tian Huoya "sizzled", lifted the curtain and turned back......
"Third son, do you eat haggis? Open the market for me, I didn't even have a blind ghost at noon, a bowl was not sold, and I was hit by the ball! The big old king said "hehe".
"It's okay to eat, let's get rid of those rotten dogs first, and the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes are still dangling! Don't have lung slices, dig less white radish", Sanbanyou scolded and scolded, glanced at those little babies, and shouted again: "Don't dare to touch hard, this guy has a big temper, I don't care if I annoy and bite your little chicken tumors!" ”
was so shocked that the little babies subconsciously covered their crotches, looked at each other, and then scattered like little birds.
"Cheng",大老王喜滋滋应一声,狗熊般身子竟轻飘飘蹿了去,口中嚷嚷着:"花子,回... times..."
Fox Town was finally calm after a period of joyful restlessness, no donkey roaring, no dog barking, only a few occasional sounds of mothers-in-law and aunts shouting and drinking, anxious ......
Sanban Oil pulled out the electric door key, untied the two oily paper packets bolted under the handlebar, lifted the curtain and entered the house, roaring: "Old place, you have no fish on the kang head, scrambled eggs, put more green onions" and shook straight to the west wing......
Lifted the curtain and entered the house, threw two oily paper bags into the kang, stabilized the butt on the edge of the kang, kicked over the fur shoes, and fell on the wool felt that was slightly fishy, and shh ”
"Urine yellow is eaten by chili peppers? That's how much my mother-in-law poked and stabbed! Tomorrow, your urine is more yellow, and you may still have blood in your urine, hehe! From the east wing, Tian Huoya's evil smile came from the "sizzle".
"What? There is also a new Hu (Yanbei people call immodest women 'Hu')? Sanban oil "Teng" sat up and asked loudly in a hurry.
"That's not all! I just came here yesterday, and I'm not too old! In his twenties, Quyang's, that body, tsk, waist is thin, but the skin is not very good...", Tian Huoya "hee-hee", mixed with the sound of pouring water.
Sanbanyou jumped off the ground with a "puff", and jumped up and down while busy pulling and pumping his shoes: "It's right if you don't have good skin!" Where two crops are planted in the realm, and the women are dying, can the skin of the wind and sun be good? It's not like the women here us, so lazy and lazy, one day is like the Empress Dowager Cixi, you have to be served by a man, dog ball day! Besides, whether the skin is good or not is not related to the ball, and it is not the same as a ball when the lights are turned off, what can Bai do? Before the words fell, the person had already rushed into the east wing, staring at Tian Huoya and asking eagerly: "Where are the people?" In your brother's store? ”
Zhang Mengzhang (Mr. Longshanda) is a member of the Chinese Poetry Society, a member of the Chinese Prose Literature Association, a member of the Shanxi Folk Literature and Art Association, a member of the Datong Writers Association, and an executive director of the Datong Zhouyi Research Association