Sanban Yau bared a mouth of yellow teeth, and his throat sizzled, "The missing arm meets the one with the missing leg!" You two dogs don't talk about anyone, salty board insects are warm, a pair of gray board boards. A pair of sugar roosters ......".
The big old king "Zizi" sucked the spout, and his crooked mouth snorted: "I am sending cakes in the courtyard next door, and I will give them one by one, and treat them in the way of others!" I really think I'm gluttonous, and don't grin with a smear of iron shell on my face! He has the first year of junior high school, and I have fifteen! Who is dealing with it, for example, your third son, where I come back, I am under enough material, haggis is the most expensive, even if the heart and intestines, you look at how much I have put down! As soon as he leaned over, he grabbed his chopsticks and poked at the stupid bowl of haggis......
Sanbanyou glanced at it: "Stinky belly, a smell of dung, worse than the old man at the gate of the fourth sugar industry in the county, it is not on the car and horse cannon", grinning "poof" Hula poked up, glanced at Feng Xiucai, and pointed to the oily paper bag in the corner of the kang: "Take it, let's go to sleep."
Feng Xiucai was about to lift his legs and pry his legs to the ground, but suddenly stopped abruptly, raised his face and glanced at the three plates of oil, blinked and said in confusion: "Tian Da Huoya and Tian Er's sloppy brothers are discussing, is it appropriate for us to go back?" ”
Sanbanyou was suddenly stunned, and said secretly in his heart: "Yes! On the day of the dog ball, I thought that Lao Tzu took advantage, and the supervisor who chased after him on the pole urged him! In a flash, he grabbed his crotch trouser leg with both hands and said "poof", sat down again, and glanced at the big old man: "Even the second master will go to the mountain more often?" ”
"More than ten days! What's the matter, there's something urgent? Think... What do you want to pinch? The eldest king lightly put aside the chopsticks, danced with the wine jug with his left hand, closed his waist, and grabbed the half-pulled smoked chicken with his right hand......
"No hurry! A few days ago, someone spread that there were people in the area of Danan Mountain and Shanggou in our county who picked up the dog's head and gold! There is a dog's head gold, there must be a big gold vein, it is estimated that let the second master pinch the eight characters, calculate and calculate the luck, see if we have that blessing, hehe, dog ball day! Sanbanyou "shhh
"It's not a hurry? Gold! That guy is the same as pressing pai gow, and he will serve when he catches it! My grandfather (father-in-law) said that the golden vein is a line, and when you find it, you can dig a hole in the line and smash it, and the middle of the line is done! There are still big gold lumps every three or five days, and if you meet so few, it's enough for a lifetime, no, you can eat and drink spicy food for several lifetimes! The big old king's eyes were like cow eggs, and he blurted out like a cannon.
"Is there such an exaggeration?" , Sanbanyou looked at the big old king, blinked "hehe" and asked.
"Brother, it's true! The gold mine is such an attribute", Feng Xiucai said firmly, twitched his nose, and then said: "There are already many people in Fanzhi Shahe in our neighboring county who are secretly digging!" There are those who drill the old mines of the Republic of China, and there are those who dig new holes, and there are no less than a dozen. Monk ditch and sand river are a ridge, back to back, one north and one south, and it is true that the 'dog head gold' is not guaranteed! The golden vein is a thing with a lot of evil aura, and it depends on fate, regardless of the first come, the first come! For example, the Shahe warriors did not estimate the opening of coal mines, but spent a lot of money to find gold mines, but the result was that they deliberately planted flowers that did not bloom, and unintentionally planted willows and willows into the shade! Hit crookedly and find two good coal veins. ”
"Shahe also has a single shepherd called 'seven shovels five', one day after driving the sheep up the mountain, the old man looked for a nest of cliffs and smoked the dry tobacco pot to rest, undoubtedly glimpsed not far away from the dazzling stone chips, so he slipped and twisted the past, pulled a look, fingers and belly big six or seven irregular gold nuggets, the old man was illiterate, and his heart also flickered: "Could it be gold?" Then he threw his head into his pocket. On the day of the dark, the old man went from house to house while returning sheep and twisting gold nuggets and asked, "Is this called donkey day?" Some stared and said yes, and some hip-hop said no, but it doesn't matter, the old man is missing here! I can't see anyone alive, I can't see a corpse when I die, and half a year later, I can't see anyone! Of course, there are also some people who say that the old man is happy with the gold, but people believe that the old man let him cover the whole death! This golden vein is like this, the time and place are favorable, and it happens that a set of ghosts and gods will caress you, and on a vein, from time to time, it will be the same as the pig Ling, a big nest. ”
The eldest king glanced at the three plates of oil, took a sip of wine, bared his teeth and said: "Look, your second shopkeeper said so, I didn't say nonsense, right?" My mother-in-law is from Pingdaogou, have you heard of it? In the spring of 1943, the gang of cattle swept up and surrounded our second district chief Song Ke, as well as my daughter-in-law's father (uncle) and other three or four people. ”
"Dog Ball Day! Speaking of the golden vein, what... Why are you pulling this apart again? A hammer in the east and a hammer in the west, don't you get scolded? Sanbanyou glared, scolded, snatched the wine jug, took advantage of the situation and twisted the placket on the spout a few times, tilted his neck, and poked at the mouth......
"Why is it a hammer in the east and a hammer in the west? Pingdao ditch, monk ditch, a ditch east, a ditch west, half of the slope to play the oblique angle, the lower ditch to climb the slope is not enough for two miles, the two villages look at each other! The eldest king glanced at Sanbanyou and grinned, looking unconvinced.
"Then how stupid are you? Why don't you send your mother-in-law back to her parents' house and pick up the dog's head gold? Feng Xiucai said.
"Yes", the eldest Wang Mu blurted out in a daze, and then, raised his hand and patted his head with a "snap", and when he twisted his body, he wanted to get off the kang, and suddenly retracted his body, and laughed dryly: "Dog's head gold is gold on the bright face, how can my aunt have that creation!" That thing can't be determined to cultivate for thousands of years before it can be encountered! It's not a rotten yam egg ......", he was laughing, suddenly his eyes widened, he straightened his waist, stiffened his neck and glanced at Sanbanyou, and shouted: "Sanzi, you... Are you looking for gold? I... I beat my mother-in-law back, the woman's mouth is big and the tongue is long, and the blind cat can't be kept even... Kill the mouse, too! ”
Sanban's oil body trembled violently, his head shook, a sip of wine "grunt" choked, slowly turned his neck to look at the old king, and then, his neck was another squirt, his mouth was a mouth, and a stream of wine sprayed out, and then, the Adam's apple was a gun, his eyes were glaring, and he scolded: "You are a mother, do you still need to ask?" was shocked, choked on the master, almost choked! ”
The eldest king was splashed back by the smell of wine and spittle, his brows were furled, and he grinned: "My mother died early!" What's the day? When will my mother-in-law come back? I listen to your three son's instructions, this is called 'the leader is on top and I am below, you say a few times', lying down and pouting up all by your third son's temperament, hehe! ”
Sanbanyou looked at the funny old man Wang and smiled, and his throat "sizzled": "The soldiers and horses have not moved, the grain and grass go first, and your mother-in-law has become a pioneer general under my crotch......"
"Brother, it's your subordinate, don't you dare to go down to your crotch, be careful of the big boss Wang's white knife coming in and the red knife coming out", Feng Xiucai said "hehe".
Sanbanyou was stunned for a moment, and then, his body trembled and laughed: "Yes, your subordinates are the vanguard generals who open roads and bridges in the mountains and rivers, and from the day your mother-in-law returned to her parents' house, two eldest sons (two yuan) will be paid a day, until you find out about the golden vein!" What's going on today? Pull out three serious things, dog ball day".
The eldest king obviously didn't understand the meaning of "crotch", and when he was confused and wanted to ask Feng Xiucai why he said the meaning of the sentence "Be careful of the big old man's white knife in and red knife out", he suddenly heard that his mother-in-law was returning to her parents' house with her salary, and it was two pieces, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed, her cheeks trembled evenly, and her mouth grinned: "Third son, open and bright!" You are open, I kowtow (kowtow) a mind has a mind, dog's! ”
Zhang Mengzhang (Mr. Longshanda) is a member of the Chinese Poetry Society, a member of the Chinese Prose Literature Association, a member of the Shanxi Folk Literature and Art Association, a member of the Datong Writers Association, and an executive director of the Datong Zhouyi Research Association