It turns out that dogs in Yunnan have to experience fungus poisoning
A netizen in Yunnan said in an interview that he ate the mushrooms fried at noon.
I don't know if it's because the fungus is not fried, so my dog's behavior is very confused.
Hallucinations of suspected fungal poisoning.
When the owner posted the "poisoned dog" on the Internet, it quickly attracted netizens to watch.
It turns out that not only people will make "doubtful actions" when they are poisoned, but even dogs will be "strange" when they are poisoned.
I saw that the blogger's dog seemed to be imitating the action of the "strand of thread".
After that, he seemed to see his grandmother, and warmly beckoned his grandmother to sit at home.
And there seem to be quite a few of these relatives.
Because the dog also shifted a position to the left, it seemed to be "giving way to his seat"
Come on, come on, grandma, sit here......
Then he looked in the mirror and wondered
It seems to be wondering how he became a dog.
Isn't this just a person who warmly greets relatives?
Why did this suddenly become a dog?
Seeing this video, some netizens analyzed:
This should be that the owner was poisoned by eating mushrooms, so he regarded his friend as a golden retriever.
Some netizens below agree with his analysis:
Yes, the surveillance is poisoned!
Another netizen shared the famous scene of poisoning of netizens he had seen before.
After eating the mushrooms, I didn't see the villain floating around, and I thought I wasn't poisoned until I saw my dog running over to talk to me.
What's even more outrageous is that the Golden Retriever speaks with subtitles!
After that, the netizen dialed 120.
But when the doctor picked up the netizen in the car, everyone knew that he was poisoned.
Because he said back, what are you doing with me? Press the dog, it's a sperm!!
It can only be said that the world of poisoned people is incomprehensible.
But the doctor seems to be ready to explain to netizens, can you understand when the dog speaks?
And the reply of netizens is also laughable.
Can't you see such a big subtitle?
Some netizens said that if there is really such a fungus, otherwise it will be named "subtitle fungus"!
Of course, there are also netizens who want to engage in metaphysics.
I was wondering, is there really this kind of fungus that can make people understand dogs?
It can only be said that this session of netizens is leather, which is simply a big fool.
Of course, there are also netizens who speak out for the "talking dog":
You've been at your house for so long, and you don't believe me?
I'd rather believe that I'm poisoned than believe that I'll learn to speak!
I have to say that there are a lot of netizens who see dogs talking.
Just a few days ago, there was a netizen who saw his dog chatting with him because the wild mushrooms were not cooked.
Then the dog asked him:
The mushrooms fried at noon, are they delicious?
Netizens instantly realized that it should be that the fungus was undercooked and hallucinated.
Then he hurriedly called his wife to take him to the hospital.
When I was on the road, I saw a lot of little angels dancing.
When I arrived at the hospital, the house, on the roof, anyway, the whole hospital was crowded with these little angels.
Seeing the bewildering behavior of poisoned netizens and dogs, some netizens expressed curiosity and wanted to eat it raw, and then try what it was like to "hallucinate"?
But some netizens answered him:
If nothing else, you'll see your grandma pick you up.
Of course, since it is a "poisonous mushroom", there will not only be a real danger, but also a danger of social death.
It may even make your friends laugh at you for the rest of your life!
Take the following blogger for example.
I don't know what this blogger saw, and nervously called for his wife.
Let her help her fix the treetop branches on her body.
Based on this poisoning experience, I estimate that his daughter-in-law can laugh at him for the rest of his life.
And it's the kind that makes you laugh once at the mention of mushroom poisoning!
Not only that, but there is also the possibility of financial losses from poisoning.
For example, the following netizen saw his refrigerator and washing machine borrowing money.
The washing machine said that there was no money, and the refrigerator turned around and borrowed money from netizens.
After recovery, I was still scared, so I had to replace the washing machine and refrigerator.
I just don't know if I'm afraid that they will borrow money from me.
There are also Yunnan netizens who popularize science for everyone, don't eat those wild mushrooms.
Hallucinations from poisoning are very rare, and most of them are vomiting and diarrhea, which is particularly uncomfortable.
However, not all netizens are so "brave".
There are also netizens who dare not like the poisonous mushrooms when they see them on the screen.
Even if you accidentally click on the picture of poisonous mushrooms, you have to wash your hands three times first.
In fact, it is not surprising that netizens are too cautious, after all, it is this white pole pole that is lined up under the red umbrella.
After eating, you have to lie on the board.
In fact, there is more than one poisoned Yunnan dog.
There is also a Kunming netizen who accidentally fell to the ground when he saw the green hand.
As a result, the unwitting dog accidentally ate the raw hand green.
No matter how the owner calls, he has been performing without physical objects and eating bones anyway.
Maybe its dream is to have endless bones, which can be regarded as a virtual experience.
Speaking of this fungus poisoning, it really brings a lot of fun to everyone.
Now that it's the season to eat mushrooms again, I still have to remind everyone not to eat wild mushrooms that they don't know.
Otherwise, I don't know who is watching who is watching this year's fun.
Sources of information in this article:
[1] Yantai Radio and Television Station, 2024-06-25, "June 25 (interview time), Yunnan. The dog is suspected of eating wild mushrooms by mistake, dog: Why did I become a dog?"
[2] Luoyang.com, 2024-06-19, "The guy went up the mountain to collect mushrooms and went home to cook, and the whole family shared that he was the only one who was poisoned and sent to the hospital, and after waking up, he told about the hallucinations he saw on the road"
[3] Urban Scene, 2022-09-08, "A man was poisoned by eating wild mushrooms while traveling, fantasizing that he would become a big tree, and he kept asking his wife to help "trim the branches"
[4] Sichuan Observation, 2021-07-12, "On July 10, a dog in Kunming, Yunnan Province accidentally ate raw wild mushrooms and saw the green hand, and the dog's life reached its peak," and saw" the house full of bones: I lick, I lick, I lick