1. This weekend, I accompanied my girlfriend to the hospital to see a Chinese doctor, but by coincidence, I didn't expect to find out that I was pregnant. I was full of joy and wanted to hurry up to my husband to report the good news, how could I just go shopping when I was swiping the video and the phone was out of battery, and it just so happened that this hospital did not have a power bank, so I had to use my best friend's mobile phone. I sent a text message to my husband: "Husband, you know what, I'm pregnant! Then I forgot that it wasn't my own mobile phone, and I forgot to sign it, but it didn't take long for my husband's text message to come back: "Really? My dear, I'm so happy. "Oh, it turns out that my concerns are purely superfluous, my husband and I really have a heart-to-heart!
2. Last night, my wife suddenly had to work overtime, and my mother-in-law asked me to go to her house for dinner. About half an hour, I finished eating and was about to leave, my father-in-law and I went out together and said to go for a walk, and then we talked while walking, and I didn't think about it and walked downstairs to my house unconsciously, I didn't say anything, my father-in-law said that he wanted to go up and sit. After sitting at my house for a while, my wife came back from work, and then I heard my father-in-law secretly say to my wife: "Girl, your husband ate yellow eel, oysters, and scrambled eggs with leeks at home tonight, and drank my tonic wine, and your mother insisted that I watch him go home and hand it over to you." "I...
3. Two days ago, I went to rent a house next to the company and found a rental house. The landlord said very happily: "Handsome guy, you can use the things at home at will." "I'll be right back;" Okay brother, thank you! Then, I politely and casually complimented: "My sister-in-law is so beautiful." "Hey, big brother, that's not what I meant! Hey, big brother, don't close the door! ”
4. I became a kindergarten teacher after graduation, and when I went to work this morning, I collided with a little boy in my class. In the morning, his father sent him to school, and when the little boy saw me, he was surprised and said, "Teacher, we are all black hooded T-shirts." I smiled, "yes, the same goes for the pants." The little boy walked up to me, touched my pants and said excitedly, "Really, teacher." Then he simply opened his pants and said, "Teacher, teacher, are your pants also Ultraman's?" "I ......
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