#秋日生活打卡季#
Author: Chen Xirui
Landlubbers have always envied water ducks, hunting fish and shrimp in the water, playing in the mountains and waters, traveling east and west, leisurely, really beautiful!
The water duck also envies the landlubber, he doesn't have to work all his life, he is raised, he eats and drinks, and he doesn't have to worry about anything.
One day, two ducks met by the river. They met late, complained to each other, decided to change roles, landlubbers went into the water, water ducks landsucked ashore, and everyone tried the new life they dreamed of.
The landlubber was the first to go down the river.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they got into the water, the landlubber was a little clumsy and in a hurry. This mess is inevitably panicked, and this panic is inevitably choking on a few mouthfuls of water. choked on the water, and then turned around and went back lifelessly.
When the landlubber first entered the water, he was still a little poetic, and wanted to casually chant the famous poem: "Goose goose goose, song to the sky." The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. He also looked around, looking for the shadow of the fish and shrimp, thinking of tasting the fishy smell of the fish and shrimp. This time, where can I take care of any fish and shrimp, and it is too late to escape.
Who knows, before swimming to the bank of the river, he was entangled in algae and duckweed, and he couldn't run anymore, just gasping for air. However, thanks to the algae and duckweed, he didn't sink, so he had to shout repeatedly: "Bah, help!" Phew, help! ”
Besides, teal.
After the landlubber entered the water, the duck ran to the riverbank, mixed with the landlubber, and grabbed a lot of food.
The two attentive landlubbers still recognized that this duck had a slightly longer beak, a white spot on its tail, and a tail that was not fan-shaped, and it turned out to be a water duck, and said very dissatisfiedly: "This is our landlubber's territory, why do you water ducks break in and rob us of food?" ”
"Truth be told, I haven't eaten fish and shrimp for a long time!"
"In addition to fish and shrimp, aren't there algae?"
"Oh, I'm tired of eating algae every day! When you come up to the riverbank, don't you want to change your taste? After a pause, he said, "You landlubbers, you don't have to work, there are special people to raise you, you eat and drink, eat and sleep, wake up and eat, your life is so good!" But ......"
"But what?"
"You don't pay attention to hygiene, you are sloppy and sloppy, and your whole body is too dirty, how can you catch up with our smooth and delicate feathers? Besides, you eat additives, fatten up in dozens of days, and go to the slaughterhouse early, life is too short! ”
The water duck thinks that in a few days, he will become a landlubber, like a landlubber sloppy, not to mention, but also into the slaughterhouse early, I am afraid to die.
"You bury us like this, coax you away! If you don't leave, when our master comes, he finds you, and he will be the first to cut you! ”
Several landlubbers coaxed together, and the water ducks were so frightened that their faces turned yellow and fled in a hurry.
When they arrived at the riverbank, they saw a landlubber struggling on the algae, so they hurriedly jumped into the water, swam over, and helped the landlubber to the riverbank.
The landlubber said, "Thank you, water duck, I never want to go down to the river again, and I will no longer envy you water ducks!" Usually, you look at me well, I look at you well, in fact, no one has been to anyone's house for two days to try! ”
The teal also said, "Me too." I don't want to think twice about being a landlubber anymore, so I'd better be my water duck in peace. The pig arches forward, the chicken shaves backwards, each with its own way! ”
Chen Xirui, known as Brother Shenxian on the net, is a director of the Qingdao Writers Association in Shandong Province, deputy secretary-general of the Drama Association of the Pingdu Federation of Literary and Art Circles in Shandong Province, and a contracted writer of Qilu Evening News. His works have appeared in dozens of newspapers, magazines and literary platforms at home and abroad, such as Beijing's "Earth Literature", Shanxi's "Sparks", "Qingdao Literature", "Short Stories", and more than 1,000 novels and essays, and created more than 4 million words of online literary works such as Lu opera, micro-films and film scripts.