1. In a cold winter. On the bus, a relatively young beauty sat by the window, and although the window was closed, there was still a lot of wind blowing in. Handsome guy sitting next to him

1. In a cold winter. On the bus, a relatively young beauty sat by the window, and although the window was closed, there was still a lot of wind blowing in. The handsome man sitting next to him said, "Beauty, let's change our positions." Beauty hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you, this position is strangely cold." The handsome guy squeezed over and said, "Hey! The powder on your face blew into my eyes, and I couldn't even open my eyes! ”

2． The mother-in-law raised several pots of flowers on the windowsill, and as a result, the sister-in-law accidentally took the flowerpot down and smashed it on the roof of a Bentley when she opened the window! The sister-in-law immediately squatted down, so she pretended to be calm, thinking that nothing had happened. The owner of the Bentley downstairs shouted: "Dare to do it, don't you?" If you have a little conscience, just stick your head out and see what my car has been smashed into! The sister-in-law trembled and stretched out her head and said, "Shout what! I...... I pay you. "Then the sister-in-law's loss is a lifetime...

3. The local tycoon drunk driver had a car accident and was blind in the eye, and after a few days of making trouble, he gradually accepted this fact. The local tycoon shouted today: Nurse, are you there? Can you hand me your phone? The nurse handed him the phone, and he picked it up and said, "Can you do me a favor?" Help me click on the V-letter and reply to my fiancée!? Just write, sorry, let's break up, I have a new love. The nurse still did not speak, just took the hand of the local tycoon and shed tears!?

4. The local tycoon drunk driver had a car accident and was blind in the eyes, and after a few days of trouble, he gradually accepted this fact. The local tycoon shouted today: Nurse, are you there? Can you hand me your phone? The nurse handed him the phone, and he picked it up and said, "Can you do me a favor?" Help me click on the V-letter and reply to my fiancée!? Just write, sorry, let's break up, I have a new love. The nurse still did not speak, just took the hand of the local tycoon and shed tears!?

5. If there is a sleepwalking man in the dormitory, it is a very terrible thing! When I was in school, there was a man in the fuer-dai dormitory who often sleepwalked. In the early hours of yesterday morning, the man got up and took a fruit knife and slapped each person on the head twice. Fu Er Dai was woken up by the man's slap and looked at him in horror. After five minutes, the man went to sleep in the window again. The next morning, the sleepwalking young man said to fuerdai: Last night I dreamed of stealing watermelons, turning around, and found that none of them were cooked! Fu Er Dai said with a frightened face: Fortunately, there is no cooked one!

6. After graduating from college, I went to work in other places and never came home, but I finally went home during the Mid-Autumn Festival. When I got home, I saw my parents cooking in the kitchen, and my father was cutting all kinds of peppers in the kitchen. Mom asked, "What kind of chili do you say I belong to?" Dad: That must be a bell pepper, sweet to my heart! I leaned forward and asked, Dad, what kind of chili pepper am I? Dad: You're mustard, hot eye!

7. Today my son came home very happy and said to me: "Mom today the teacher taught us to write one, two, three, I wrote wrong at the same table, the teacher beat him to cry!" I thought haha who's this stupid son! If I had this stupid son I would have died. I used to watch TV experts say to use the "encouragement education model" for children, so I wanted to praise him: "Baby! What about you?"" Mom, I didn't cry, I'm old and strong!"

8. Borrowed 500 from dad, 500 from mom, bought a pair of leather shoes and used 970. The remaining 30 yuan, pay back the father 10 yuan, pay back the mother 10 yuan, I have 10 yuan left, I owe the father 490, I owe the mother 490, 490 + 490 = 980. Add your own 10 blocks = 990. Where did the other 10 go?

9. I've been with my boyfriend for five years, and he often never kissed my mouth on this piece of wood. At dinner that night, I poured my boyfriend two glasses of white wine, thinking about making him drunk and, and he actually fell asleep. I went to his house this morning and made him a warm cup of coffee for him to take to the company to drink, and he was very happy to say that I was sensible (I would not tell you, I put salt, pepper, paprika, mustard in the coffee... Hmm, I'm doing this to let you know that if you offend a woman, you'll die a miserable death....

10. I heard that my ex-girlfriend was getting married and I didn't sleep all night. Then she drove more than a hundred kilometers to her downstairs and slowly smoked a cigarette... It was getting dark, firecrackers were sounding, the convoy arrived, and she was beautiful in her wedding dress that day. When I drove a few kilometers with the welcoming convoy, I received a message from her: Don't send, don't send! Your tricycle is so loud