The most difficult mountain to climb in China, specializing in hard-mouthed foreigners

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2024-06-22 12:11Published in Anhui

What should I do if a foreigner has a hard mouth? Take them to climb Mount Tai and be honest.

"Little Mount Tai, easy to take", this is the bold words of many foreigners before climbing Mount Tai, they are confident that the little Mount Tai, without trekking poles, uncle and I can conquer it with two legs.

● Image source: Bilibili @ Lahongsan

When they climbed to the top of the mountain and watched their legs shaken into chaff, the Chinese friendly helped them recall: Say okay and take it easily?

"Easy" one person does things one person, you have to settle accounts and find "easy" calculations, what does it matter to me?

Taishan, specializing in all kinds of disobedience, especially the hard mouth of foreigners!

Although Mount Tai is from Shandong, it has become famous and known at home and abroad.

There is no other reason, it all depends on the Chinese who were subdued by Taishan to share, how he was a young man in the flower season, and he was abused by the old and strong Taishan to the point that there was no body and no scum left.

"Tarzan, no one can disobey ......"

But no matter how Chinese complain, in the eyes of most foreign netizens, there is a first impression of Taishan, which can be summed up in two key words: small Taishan, and weak Chinese.

Isn't it 1545 meters above sea level, 160 I jumped up and 180 high, rounded up is about 1800 meters, 1545 meters of Mount Tai can help me?

If I go to climb Mount Tai instead, I will definitely be able to shake the decadence of this group of Chinese, and let all Chinese see what it means to be young and energetic.

Therefore, without further ado, in order to let the Chinese increase their knowledge and not waste their lives in vain, come with empty heads, and finally leave with empty heads, many foreigners specially took the time to fly to China and declare war on Mount Tai.

A young man from Shandong took two Pakistani friends to climb Mount Tai, and the two of them were crazy before leaving.

One kept saying "easy!" Simple! A stall owner at the foot of the mountain selling trekking poles refused to use it, and was also moved by the national feelings of the Chinese.

● Image source: Douyin @ Jige in the Middle East

The proprietress must have expected that he was about to conquer Mount Tai later, so she specially sold him a stick so that she could make up for Mount Tai's dignity.

But I'm sorry, this time is different, he wants to teach the Chinese with poor physical fitness a lesson, otherwise he will definitely take care of her business for this national sentiment.

Along the way, the two of them even thought they were walking too slowly, and they ran up, and the people who had just come down from the mountain cast a look at them with their faces that had been drained of yang energy.

Pakistani friends knew it, they knew that it was an envious look, and the Chinese must have not seen such a dynamic Taishan people as them for a long time.

They were not wrong, the people passing by enviously remembered themselves before going up the mountain, they were so happy at that time, and they were so young and frivolous, it turned out that only a few hours had passed in a blink of an eye, as if they were in a different world, and the world was impermanent.

However, the "go all the way" in his eyes, foreign friends were stunned and didn't read a word......

Jumping to a place where the end of the road is suspicious, foreign friends are disappointed, isn't it??

But it's quite fresh, the first time I saw the ticket office at the terminal, it is worthy of being hospitable Shandong, and I am really not afraid of others evading the ticket.

Shandong people are embarrassed to remind them that this is just the beginning, and the two hours just now are just a warm-up, which is a free experience coupon for international friends in hospitable Shandong......

● Image source: Metropolis Report

The ticket office was the only chance Tarzan gave them to regret it, and before it started, it was still too late, and there was still a way back.

Foreign friends waved their hands in a chic manner: It's all here, little Taishan, take it easily!

Hearing that terrible keyword, the Shandong guy chuckled in his heart, understanding that these two people had violated Taishan's taboo and could not be saved, and they were destined to suffer this catastrophe.

The more you climb forward, the more foreign friends feel that something is wrong, is this a mistake into some large-scale human atavistic site, how to climb forward one by one, and some people move their asses down the mountain little by little, the physical fitness of the Chinese is worrying.

Blind guessing that the foreigner's heartbeat is too noisy, and I didn't hear those "apes" AirDrop warm reminders: Do you think I look a little like you who will be waiting for you?

● Image source: Qilu Evening News Tai'an Financial Media

It didn't take long for foreigners to silently join the ape membership, and they had to declare in advance that they didn't feel tired, but just went to the countryside and took care of the Chinese's self-esteem.

Also, tired? How can it be! Foreign friends don't know the word tired, even if the whole world is tired to lie down, foreigners will still sweat profusely, shake Parkinson's legs, and smile and say that they are not tired.

However, the owner of the trekking pole seller must be tired after standing in the sun for so long, so it is better to buy two poles to support it, so that he can collect the stall and go home early.

What! Just now at the foot of the mountain is still five yuan two, now to the middle of the station a 5 yuan, who said that the youth has no price, they don't pay for their young and ignorant youth 2.5 yuan.

● Image source: Douyin @ Jige in the Middle East

Don't look at their legs and shake out the afterimage, do you know tango, don't you understand, it's two legs dancing tango.

Tango is to wade and walk, three steps and one turn back, see how many roads have been climbed, five steps and one waist, touch your own wave ridge is it okay, six steps and one beckon, Taishan my god, save me, how balanced.

After finally getting to the top of the mountain and preparing to throw away the trekking poles, he learned that the poles had to be kept, because they still needed to be used to go down the mountain, and the foreigners broke down and cried:

Lord Taishan, it is a small person who has eyes and does not know Taishan, don't be like me......

It's a pity that the bed that can't get up the next day, the trembling legs that go to the toilet, are all Tarzan telling you that it's too late for you to repent.

That's when they realized how much trekking poles were worth to get you up and down the mountain safely, and to give you the freedom to go to the toilet for the next three days.

Foreigners do not seem to have a clear understanding of China's mountains, and generally believe that there are no mountains to climb in China.

A few days ago, a South Korean friend was fully armed and stubbornly defeated the most difficult mountain in South Korea, which is 634 meters above sea level.

● Image source: Xiaohongshu @raidyun Dongxian

With such a unique record, he wanted to post on China's social platforms to open the eyes of Chinese, and by the way, asked: Is there a place for mountaineering in China?

How do you know that Chinese netizens are not used to it: 634 meters? The mountains where my ancestors worship in my hometown are higher than this. It is recommended to climb down Mount Tai here.

Rao is Mount Tai in front of them, they still can't look at it, Mount Tai is only 1545 meters above sea level, South Korea's highest mountain "Halla Mountain" is 1950 meters above sea level, and it is more than 400 meters higher than Mount Tai.

I don't see it all, and then count the height of the South Koreans' hard mouths, conservatively estimated to be at least 4,000 meters higher than Mount Tai.

Some Koreans even say that the highest mountain in South Korea is Baektu Mountain, that is, "Changbai Mountain".

At the 2007 Winter Asian Games, several South Korean short track speed skaters held signs such as "Mt. Paektu belongs to South Korea".

They are still conservative, according to the scope of the radiation of their ancestral crafts, not to say that Mount Everest is theirs, is it because they are in a bad mood?

It's that they don't dare to fight, and they don't dare to risk their lives to fight.

At that time, Nepal rejected China's right to compete for Mount Everest on the grounds that "no one in China has climbed Mount Everest".

Unless someone from China climbs the north face of Mount Everest, Nepal will agree to give half of the country, with Nepal in the south and China in the north.

As a result, whether it is good or bad, it is Nepal that benefits, China did not climb up, and Nepal took the entire Mount Everest for itself with peace of mind;

China has climbed up, although half of a country, but the north is obviously more difficult to climb than the south, and the north slope is known as the "road to death".

However, it would rather have only a little gain, and China will have to give everything and even its life for that little bit.

At that time, China and the Soviet Union agreed to cooperate and they provided 8,000-meter mountaineering equipment, but the other party temporarily released pigeons, and China could only go to Switzerland to buy them.

In 1960, a Chinese mountaineering team composed of 214 people set off to Mount Everest and reached the summit of the north slope more than 60 days later, leaving only four people: Liu Lianman, Wang Fuzhou, Gongpot and Qu Yinhua.

When climbing to 8,700 meters, Liu Lianman was willing to sacrifice himself and let his teammates step on his shoulders to climb up, and finally ran out of physical strength and could only wait in place, obviously only 140 meters away from the goal.

He thought he wouldn't survive and left a suicide note:

I didn't complete the task, I'm sorry for the people. Use the oxygen and sugar you left me here! Maybe it can help you get down the mountain quickly, report the news of victory to the people of the motherland, and say goodbye!

Your comrade-in-arms Liu Lianman on May 24, 1960

He decided that he would not be able to get out of Mount Everest alive, but he persistently believed that his teammates would win, the motherland would win, and the national flag would definitely float on the summit of Mount Everest.

Koreans can't do this, they will only talk about it, and they will always be "strong kings".

Because I can't do it, I also feel that others will definitely not be able to do it, and I don't have it, and I also feel that others definitely don't have it.

Some Chinese netizens shared Kunlun Mountain on the Internet, and well-informed Koreans saw it at a glance: they felt that this mountain was very similar to imitating the scenery of Northern Europe.

"There are very few such snow-capped mountains in their country, most of the landforms in their country are unsuitable for human habitation, and they have very few plains."

● Kunlun Snow Mountain. Image source: Photo.com

A Vietnamese friend, "Contemporary Bao Qingtian", responded: China's least desert landform is the area of dozens of South Koreas.

Be kind and angry, take care of the fragile heart of a child, don't speak so truthfully, and tell some white lies appropriately.

Indian netizens, who are born with an IQ higher than anyone else, do not need to think that such a beautiful snow-capped mountain must be computer-synthesized by Chinese, because only India and Europe have this kind of snow-capped mountain.

It seems that the water of the Ganges is really nourishing, and it has drunk the Indians one by one to become very smart.

Who would have thought that some people's methods of defeating China would be naïve and innocent?

China not only has mountains, but each one is single, and the name is not small, and the cultural heritage behind it is higher than the mountain.

If you have to follow the logic of foreigners, you think that the mountain can be regarded as a famous mountain, and you don't take the 4,680-meter Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, and the Sichuan people also say that the Gongga Snow Mountain with an altitude of 7,556 meters above sea level.

Chongqing can do 600 meters + with a random corner, but we won't deliberately mark it.

The name of China's famous mountains is not the name of the high, but the name of the cultural heritage, which is incomparable to the mountains of any country.

Mount Tai, the honor of the five mountains, is not too high at an altitude of 1,545 meters above sea level among all the famous mountains in China, but it is a world natural and cultural heritage.

● Eighteen plates of Mount Tai. Image source: Photo.com

Mount Taishan looks at the Yellow Sea, the Yellow River in the west, surrounded by Wenshui, looking forward to the holy city of Qufu, and the spring city of Jinan in the back.

With the towering momentum of the volley in the east of China, there are changeable clouds and smoke in the mountains and mountains, so that there is both bright and beautiful in the majestic, the face value of 5 yuan of RMB, the background is Mount Tai.

This is a miraculous work of nature, and it is a powerful reflection of Chinese history and culture.

● Sunrise over Mount Tai. Image source: Photo.com

The ancients believed that the mountain was closest to the sky, standing on the mountain and praying to the sky, the heavens heard it more clearly, Mount Tai was located in the Central Plains, and there were 12 emperors who went to Mount Tai to seal the Zen.

Therefore, although Mount Tai is not the highest, people can walk through the green channel in God, and go straight to the emperor's seat, and it is not too much to call it Dongyue unique.

In addition, Mount Tai is a good place to breed inspiration, and any poet or writer will suddenly burst out of inspiration.

Confucius praised "climbing Mount Tai and the world is small", and Du Fu left the eternal swan song of "being at the top of the mountain and seeing the mountains at a glance".

● In the early morning of October 1, 2023, tourists climbed Mount Tai at night with the national flag and sang the national anthem collectively. Image source: Jiupai News

Climb Mount Tai, look at the sky, overlooking all living beings, people can know their own insignificance, and then weaken the arrogance of the world, and consider themselves humble.

Therefore, to a certain extent, Mount Tai symbolizes the spiritual highland of the Chinese nation, seeing heaven and earth knowing awe, seeing all sentient beings knowing mercy, and seeing their own way home, which is the unique humanistic feeling of the Chinese.

The Chinese never verbally show off their achievements, understand everything, and only show the mountain at the critical moment, just like Mount Tai, never make a noise, only stand there silently.

Attract foreigners who don't know the height of the sky to challenge it, and finally gently give them a soul crit.

Chinese people will never regard what they have as a kind of superiority, but can be more empathetic, more compassionate, aware of the difficulties of others, and solve the difficulties of others.

Looking smaller, many Chinese who go to climb Mount Tai will casually give their trekking poles to those who are ready to go up the mountain when they go down.

● Image source: Xiaohongshu@ 🍬

Looking bigger, a Middle Eastern scholar was moved to tears by the Chinese mantra, saying that when the Chinese meet them, they ask "Have you eaten?" and if they don't eat, they will beckon the other party to come in and eat at home, no matter who the other party is, no matter where he comes from.

I know that I am suffering from hunger and cold, so I don't want anyone else in the world to suffer from this.

Taishan, writing the greatest wish of the Chinese, the word "Tai" represents Guotai Min'an, the world is peaceful, we hope that Guotai Min'an, but also hope for world peace. Text/Xi 4

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