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（166）Precise Calculation
There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife made him give her all his money , and then she gave him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day. One day the man came home very excited. He hurried into the living room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there.“You'll never guess what happened to me today, dear," he said.
He waited a few seconds and then added,"I won ten thousand dollars in the lottery ！”“That's wonderful!” said his wife, delighted.But in a few seconds she added angrily,"But wait a moment! How could you afford to buy the ticket?”
精打细算
从前这儿有位很肥胖的妇女有个瘦小的老公。他在一家大公司里有一份工作，每周五领薪水。每到周五，一回家，他老婆就让他把钱全交出来，然后就只给他每天在办公室刚够吃饭的钱。
一天，那男的很兴奋的回到家，当他走进起居室时，他老婆正在那里一边听收音机，一边吃着巧克力。
“你永远也猜不到我今天出什么事了，亲爱的。”他说。
他停顿了几秒钟后继续说：“我买彩票赢了1万美金。”
“太棒了，”老婆高兴地说，但几秒钟后便生气了：“等等，你哪儿来的钱买彩票？”
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