【Hilarious paragraph】A modern poem

1. A modern poem

2. Jump ship to your own company!

3. Ask you a question, after going to the toilet for a long time recently, I feel that the chrysanthemum has not shrunk into it, and the little brother is only 26

4. Why do they say that you must not marry a nurse when you marry a wife?

5. Who knows what the monk said?

6. God replies: Is Sammo Hung's status in the entertainment industry higher than Jackie Chan?

7. Under the premise that I am your girlfriend, you will get 10 billion if you sell me, the question is, will you sell me?

8. What is the most memorable taste of a girl's mouth when you kiss a girl?

9. If you don't have a salary tomorrow, how long will you live with your savings?

10. I've entered the realm of fantasy, which is so cool

11. The difference between the world

12. If you don't believe it, she will never resist

13. The first episode of Pleasant Goat, sure enough, did not disappoint me

14. Why don't you borrow 800 billion directly, so that you don't have to wait for Double 11

15. Beautiful foam, though a flash of fireworks!

16. I am 18 years old and have earned 80,000 yuan after working for 2 years, so I should be okay, right?

17. Why does Zhengzhou Railway Station have no station character, only two characters of Zhengzhou

18. Stand up!

19. What is the name of that little sow in Pigman?

20. Let's talk, why are some construction sites rotten: the construction team does not scatter the tower crane?

21. Guangzong Yaozu, written in the family tree.

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