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Text: Wolf Tooth Military Division
Edited by the Wolf Tooth Division
Preface
Ouch, have you heard of it? India has been holding back its energy to bid for the Olympics recently! Come to think of it, how bold this is, after all, the Olympics are not a joke, you have to do it with real knives and guns.
Let's talk about India's original intention of bidding for the Olympics. To put it bluntly, they just want the world to see the demeanor of their big country, and by the way, improve the old infrastructure at home and enhance their international influence. Besides, it would be even more perfect if your own athletes could take the opportunity to win a few more medals, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?
But then again, there is always a little gap between this ideal and reality. Let's take a simple example, let's say the triathlon. If India really does it, it will be held on the Ganges.
Oh, the water quality of the Ganges River is not ordinary "distinctive", I heard that there is still a little "fairy energy"! After the athletes from various countries finished swimming, it is estimated that they will have to be sent directly to the hospital for rescue, and the next day it is estimated that they will have to cry and shout to withdraw from the competition.
What kind of competition is this, it's an extreme challenge of "going upstream"!
Let's talk about the weather. Everyone knows that the summer in India is as hot as anything, and the temperature can soar to more than 40 degrees! Isn't this competition under the sun forcing athletes to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun! It is estimated that except for India's own athletes who can get used to the weather, athletes from other countries have to be sunburned into "skewers".
However, India's bid to host the Olympics is not unreasonable. If they make good use of their profound cultural heritage and unique scenery, they may really be able to hold a distinctive Olympic Games!
But the problem is, they have to improve those basic conditions first! You can't let the athletes worry about the embarrassing problems of where to pull after eating and running out of toilet paper while competing, right?
Now the Internet has exploded, and everyone is discussing it. Some people say that if the Olympics are really held in India, it will definitely be a "disaster" for the athletes! It doesn't matter what you eat or drink, but you have to go to the toilet first. Otherwise, the athletes will have to spend quality time in the toilet or in the hospital.
Some people also said that if India really succeeds in bidding, he will immediately go to Yiwu to customize a batch of iron pants to export to India. Haha, this business acumen is really fast. But then again, there is really a question mark over how the sales of this iron pants will be. After all, if the athletes really wore iron pants to the competition, the picture would be too beautiful to watch.
Of course, these are all jokes and speculations from the big guys. But then again, this matter of India's bid to host the Olympics really has to be pondered. After all, this is not a joke, you have to do it with a real knife.
If the conditions are not ripe, it will really become an international joke. Therefore, India still has to improve the basic conditions first, and then consider other things.
Let's not be too pessimistic, maybe India can really bring us a different Olympics? After all, the world is always full of surprises and surprises. #头条创作挑战赛#
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