Earth is a special class, and every nation is a classmate in this class.
In the endless desert, Ami, the leader of the earth squad, was tanned and had a dry mouth, but he still moved his steps with difficulty, holding a metal detector in his hand, and moved forward inch by inch.
After probing like this for half an hour, Ami finally couldn't hold on, he sat down, took out a huge kettle from behind his back, and wanted to drink saliva. But when I unscrewed the lid, I found that there was no water in the kettle.
Ami lifted the kettle and emptied it, and finally a few drops of water dripped onto his lips.
He swallowed hard and stood up to continue probing.
Ami: I don't believe it, they can all pick up good things in the desert, and I can ......
Before Ami finished speaking, she suddenly felt dizzy and fainted from the sun.
North Korea's hypersonic missile
After a long time, Ami struggled to open her eyes, only to see the big face of Disciplinary Committee member A-Ying.
A-Ying: Ami, how are you feeling now?
Ami: Where is this? Am I not picking up treasures in the desert?
A-Ying: This is your home, you were sunburned in the desert, if I hadn't found you, mobilized our special service in the Middle East, searched around, and finally rescued you, you would have been quatting by now.
Ami: Oh!
Ami said, struggling to get up and about to walk out.
A-Ying: You haven't recovered yet, where are you going?
Ami: Don't worry about it, I'm going to the desert, everyone has said that only by sincerely believing in the god of the desert can you get all kinds of treasures. Don't save me next time, I think it's all a test for the god of the desert.
A-Ying looked at Ami and was speechless for a while.
The little booklet next to him spoke in a low voice.
Japan: A-Ying, I think Ami's state, it's a bit like Fan Jinzhongju.
A-Ying: What is Fan Jinzhongju?
Japan: Fan Jinzhongju is a story of the Ah Zhong family, that is, he committed hysteria.
A-Ying: What then?
Japan: I remember in the story, after Fan Jin was diagnosed with hysteria, he was woken up by his father-in-law's two big mouths, why don't you try it too?
Houthis
Ah Ying looked at the squad leader Ami, who was stumbling and about to go out, frowned and thought about it, there was no better way. So he strode forward, grabbed Ami's neck collar, and gave him four mouths on the front and back.
Ami was beaten and completely awakened.
Ami: A-Ying, what are you hitting me for?
A-Ying: Are you still going to go to the desert to pick up treasures?
Ami looked at Ah Ying's raised palm, thought about it, and shook her head.
Ami: No, I'm not going.
Ah Ying breathed a sigh of relief, let go of the squad leader Ami, and spoke helplessly.
A-Ying: Ami, what's the matter with you? Can such a clumsy lie deceive you? Even if you take 10,000 steps back, Pakistan, Lebanese Allah, the Houthis, have nothing, so they go to the desert to pick up treasure. You have all the monkeys and electromagnetic pulse bombs they picked up, what are you going to do?
Ami was silent for a long time before she opened her mouth to explain.
Ami: I was originally sober, but then I heard that the Houthis have developed their own hypersonic monkeys, you know, I have been studying hypersonic monkeys for decades, but I haven't figured it out. That's why I wanted to try my luck in the desert.
A-Ying: You are confused, you don't know what kind of technical level the Houthis have? His family can't even build a motorcycle, can he build a hypersonic monkey?
Russia launches hypersonic missiles
Ami: So how did he develop it?
Ah Ying saw that Ami had a tendency to fall into obsession again, and hurriedly pulled him over.
A-Ying: Don't think about it, let's go and ask him, don't you know.
A-Ying said, pulling the weak Ami and walking out.
After a while, A-Ying, Amei, and Xiaobenzi came to the Middle East. It happened that the Houthis invited the students of the Earth class to celebrate the success of his self-developed hypersonic monkey.
The Saudi classmates were sharp-eyed, and they immediately discovered the three of Amei.
Saudi Arabia: Aramco? Are you here to congratulate the Houthis on their breakthrough to hypersonic monkey technology?
Before Ami could speak, Disciplinary Committee member A-Ying couldn't help but speak.
A-Ying: Okay, what about you liars? As far as the technology of the three-legged cat of the Houthis is concerned, can they research the hypersonic monkey on their own? Where is he, let him explain it to me.
At this time, Houssei had already walked over and spoke with disdain on his face.
Houthis: Why, if you can't do it, others can't do it? I have worked hard all these years, the head cantilever cone the strand, the wall to steal the light, and finally made a breakthrough in the field of hypersonic monkey technology, don't you congratulate me? Still suspicious of me?
What Housé said was serious, and A-Ying didn't know how to refute it for a while.
Ami, the squad leader, couldn't help but speak.
Ami: I believe you, let's discuss, how did you pass the wind tunnel test?
Hussei was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked into the crowd, and the study committee member Ah Zhong was on the periphery, shaking his head invisibly.
The Houthis suddenly remembered a scene not long ago.
Houthis: Master, when I drive away the invaders and become rich and strong, I will definitely repay you!
Mysterious Master: You cunning, what do you want to repay, and if you cause trouble in the future, just don't give it to your teacher.
Houssei was moved to tears, and Ami's voice followed.
Wind tunnel test set
Ami: Houthi? What's wrong with you? Isn't it inconvenient to say?
Housthis: What did you just say, the wind tunnel? What is a Wind Tunnel?
Ami: That's right, in the process of flying, once the monkey exceeds the speed of sound, it will inevitably encounter strong air resistance. It's like when you're driving in a car, if the speed is too fast, the oncoming wind will stab your face. Therefore, to study the hypersonic sky monkeys, it is necessary to artificially simulate the flight trajectory of the sky monkeys in the context of the super strong air current...... No, you don't even know about the wind tunnel, how can you develop a hypersonic monkey?
Houthi panicked a little, and then the Iranian classmate next to him took the initiative to stand up and explain.
Iran: Aramco, don't judge others with your own limited knowledge. The so-called snake has a snake path, and rats have a rat path, and you wealthy students have the money to build wind tunnel test equipment, so naturally you use wind tunnel tests to study hypersonic monkeys; We are poor and don't have the money to do such advanced things, but we also have our own way, that is, to vigorously produce miracles! As long as there is enough fuel in it, hypersonic speed can be launched.
Ami looked at Iran a little blankly, and then turned back to look at A-Ying.
A-Ying: Iran, you liar! Is this thing a miracle that works? If you want to make a miracle with great force, the squad leader Ami satellite can be sent to space, and he won't make a miracle with great force? But Ami has not studied the hypersonic monkey until now, and the Houthis have studied it, is this reasonable?
Lebanon: What's unreasonable, we still have a magical desert!
Housé: Yes, I just got the data from the desert and the data from various wind tunnel tests.
Japan: This desert is also amazing, and you can still pick up all kinds of data, it can't be an Internet desert, right?
Pakistan: Don't worry about it, anyway, our deserts in the Middle East, like the jungles in Burma, just grow all kinds of magical things.
At this time, Disciplinary Committee member Ah Ying was a little impatient, and looked directly at the study committee member Ah Zhong.
A-Ying: Ah Zhong, we don't talk darkly, the whole earth class, when it comes to hypersonic monkeys, your family is almost unique, and you naturally know how much technology this thing has. Not to mention the wind tunnel test, the high-temperature resistant material used by the monkey can't be produced by ordinary people, do you think Houthis can really develop it by itself?
Ah Zhong reluctantly stepped forward to explain.
Ah Zhong: Ah Ying, you are wrong, our Earth Class Sports Committee member Ah Ru, as well as North Korea and Iran, all have hypersonic monkeys, and the squad leader Ami also has them, but they are not very stable, why do you put the black pot on my head? Maybe it was Aramco who gave Ukraine aid to the bomb, and A-Russia gave the Houthis a hypersonic monkey in a fit of anger? North Korea and Iran, it's even more likely!
A-Ying: Heh, the hypersonic monkeys of the Arab and Russian families are barely usable, and Ukraine has successfully intercepted them. As for Iran and North Korea, they just talk to themselves, don't you think I know? Besides, even if what you say makes sense, but the Houthis can't build motorcycles, and say that he has developed a hypersonic monkey, do you believe it? Don't you have much to say about that?
Ah Zhong thought for a moment and looked at Houthi.
Ah Zhong: Housthis, I really have to criticize you a few words! To engage in research, you have to accumulate steadily, step by step, how can you learn to run without learning to walk? You have to develop in a balanced way, so let's do it, you send a study group to my house for further study, and I will teach you motorcycle manufacturing technology.
Houthis: Okay, brother, I'll definitely send someone!
Ah Zhong turned to look at Ah Ying.
Ah Zhong: A-Ying, I have already criticized the Houthis, do you think this is okay?
A-Ying: You......
And just like that, today's story is over again.